… Still perfect though. Just like you are. If you want to be.

… and show the world who revolves around who!

… pimp slap that bitch to the floor!

… set it on fire, watch it burn and spread the ashes in a volcano!

Getting perfecter by the minute

… lying in my bed with a free computer, listening to Jukebox the Ghost (look ‘em up) and… I’m AWESOME!

I want a chart that shows how much you must accelerate your consumption of coffee to keep it at an even, pleasant heat level throughout the entire drink.